Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've made your first post! Welcome!