Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations!
Very, very, very impressive.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Hey, look at you being an awesome Thrice fan!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Are you just showing off?
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!