It's your 9 year anniversary!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've been here for five years now.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Congratulations! Big step.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?