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Hey, Happy Birthday!
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You've reached 500 posts.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
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