It's your 9 year anniversary!
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You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?