You've been here for five years now.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!