It's your 9 year anniversary!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've been here for five years now.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.