I heard you like trophies, so here's a trophy for having a lot of trophies.
It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've hit 5,000 posts.
Very, very, very impressive.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've been here for five years now.
Congratulations!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!