Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Walter White approves.
Here's to you, Don Draper.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations! Big step.
You've made your first post! Welcome!