It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
You've chosen wisely.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.