Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Congratulations! Big step.
You've made your first post! Welcome!