Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
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