Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!