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Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?