You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?