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You've been here for five years now.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
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Hey, look at you being an awesome Thrice fan!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Hey, Happy Birthday!
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