It's your 9 year anniversary!
You've reached 500 posts.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Congratulations! Big step.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Hey, look at you being an awesome Thrice fan!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
'Cause I'm evil.
You've made your first post! Welcome!