Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!