Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Hey, Happy Birthday!