It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Congratulations!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Very, very, very impressive.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Are you just showing off?
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?