It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!