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Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?