Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
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You've been here for five years now.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
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You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!