Today is your six year anniversary!
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!