You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?