Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
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Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You've been here for five years now.
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Are you just showing off?
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Hey, Happy Birthday!
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Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've chosen wisely.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
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Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
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30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
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