Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Are you just showing off?
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've been here for five years now.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've made your first post! Welcome!