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Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've reached 500 posts.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?