Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Congratulations! Big step.
You've made your first post! Welcome!