Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You're a Blink 182 fan. You get points just for that.