It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Very, very, very impressive.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Congratulations!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Are you just showing off?
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Congratulations! Big step.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!