It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
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Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?