This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!