Very, very, very impressive.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
You've hit 5,000 posts.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
You've been here for five years now.
Congratulations!
Are you just showing off?
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've made your first post! Welcome!